Ear Candy

I've decided this is the song I'll play as I move into my overpriced, undersized New York apartment in the very near future.  This is the stereotype I assume I'll fulfill as a poor journalist.  Don't rain on my parade.  Now listen, and let's be hipsters together!

Shit Chloe Says

I decided to start this daily/weekly/however often type of post based on the fact that my roommate from college arbitrarily says some of the most insightfully entertaining things to me.

Remember, she's in med school.  Thus, these are the musings of a future doctor.

In a recent, one-liner email:

"Horrible girl got fat! #winning #sorryimnotsorry"

Later followed by:

"I mean, I know I binge eat, but at least I still look good!"

Best friends forever.