Me: "Bruno Mars is touring with Ellie Goulding!"
Chloe: "I love his music! Especially his new song, 'When I Was Your Man.'"
Me: "Yes!"
Chloe: "It's what I imagine all my exes singing when they think about me."
Me: ...
Chloe: "I'm an egotistical bitch."
As a side note, Chloe's exes also sing "Teardrops on My Guitar" when thinking of her as well as "Big Booty Ho." Okay, I lied about some of that. They don't listen to Taylor Swift.
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